Sports clubs and Societies

After much long and painful consideration into the very apparent problem of excess of time, lack of classes, inablility to study  and building mainia and stress concentrated on the this excess of time I have decided to joins sports and soceities at my universty. At my perious university this was never a problem. I had American football just about every day to occupy my time then afterward a small amount of time to complete class work. But hear class work is set in the long term and the short term asignments take no more then a hour or two every couple of days.
Not only have I found something to fill my time in the department of sport and soceity, but I have done so in what I like to class "straight up class."  To acheive this staright up class title to my time consumption I not only had to join a sport but one that would confuse anyone I told it to. So searching through the extensive lists of sports and clubs to join I fell upon the wonder that is Curling.
Dont worry if you are confused as what Curling is, if your not confused, good for you. You either pay attention or are a know it all, which is fine specialy if you are the type of know it all that can defuse bombs using nothing but a peice of gum and a hair clip. Curling as I can best describe it as it shuffle board and if you havn't heard of that either then its like darts only on ice bigger and the boards are under sheets of ice and there are two of them about 25-30 yards away from eachother. Its a Scottish made sport so you know its good and yes its that thing you saw on the tv when you watched the Olympics. It has also acheived the class catergory because winners buy drinks for the lossers after the game, so being a beginner is not so bad. 
Also on the straight up class listing is the chocolate soceity. Come on who doesnt like chocolate? If you dont thats fine I will have your share dont worry. This soceity includes having meetings and eating chocolate and also making things out of chocolate, like towers, fun things and then eating them. Plus its classy due to some group meetings with other soceities like the tea soceity and you just know that the tea soceity is classy.
 As well as the Business soceity as a knotch on my shirt because of my lack of a belt, has joined my ranks helping my straight up class level. There not much to say other then they have their own sports team, have many socails, take interesting trips all over Europe to take alook at big businesses and being a member gets you moocho discounts all over the city, for like pizzas and other useful things of that nature.
I will end with my newest joining, the sailing club. Being a sailior and a sailing teamer I not only found it nessasary to join the sailing team, but to join in a classy way. Last night I went to the Irish bar that i had heard some of the team were having drinks at and talked up the University sailiors untill they gave me an application for the club on the spot and made me a promiss to let me tryout for this semesters competitive season, of which try outs were held roughly a week ago for.
With some wicked class and down grade of extreme free time my general mainia has subsided to the point where I have had to squeeze in my trips to the gym, I know right!